Macbeth says: "I would never have killed Duncan had it not been for my wife. If she was able to persuade me so easily to kill, what else is she capable of?"
Duncan says: "Of course I will come to your place and stay. I am very proud of your fighting and wish to show my appreciation by other ways than making you King of Cawdor".
[The three witches observing a rural town in the country] 1st witch: "I had so much fun messing up the sailor's life!" 2nd witch: "Really, I want to try!" 3rd witch: "If I were you I wouldn't try the new spell we haven't fixed the little glitch yet." 2nd witch: "Well practice makes perfect." [the 2nd witch chants and does a strange little dance that ends in an explosion. The smoke clears and the 2nd witch is now in the form of a cow without a tail.] 3rd witch: "I told you so"
The Three Witches say: "Hecate...always butting in, does she know that we are capable of witchery without her, or is she just afraid she will be missing the biggest scandal and tragedy of them all?"
Lady Macbeth: O! O! ( fainting)O! O! Macbeth?!? I cant do it, I cant kill the man for the sake of the gods! He looks like my father sleeping(fainting again.
Banquo says:"I wonder why Macbeth was so eager for me to attend the feast, he was also very caring of where I was going and when i'd be back,..I wonder whats up"
Three Witches "We were right,..again..it was entirely too easy to be right with someone as predictable as Macbeth,..he was very greedy and wanted everything"
Malcolm says" Thank you Macduff for being so loyal and helping greatly, even at such an expense for you, I will reward you for killing Macbeth and returning myself to the throne, even though i know it will not bring your family back."
Macbeth says "I can't believe I just killed my cousin! While he was staying in my home no less! I'd better be King soon after all the terrible things I have done!"
Lady Macbeth says, "so, my husband finally man-ed up and killed Duncan, but he's so paranoid and jumpy already. He'd better straighten up before suspicion falls upon us."
First Murderer says, "Wow, Macbeth must really hate Banquo or something. He hired two of us and now we're sitting in the woods with a third. He really wants the job done right. Oh, there's a noise. Time to go to work."
Lennox says, "Man, Macbeth needs to lay off the wine or opium or something. I showed Macbeth to his seat, and he started tripping out! He started saying that we did some foul prank and pulled a whole 'I see dead people' bit. He needs to calm down or people might think less of him."
Lady Macduff says, "Off course Macduff has to leave right when I had decided to clean the castle! No it's just me and my smart-alec son. Well, I guess it could be worse. Huh, who could be knocking at this time?"
Doctor says, "A gentlewoman and I just eavesdropped on Lady Macbeth's sleepwalking. That woman has issues! Or she is a murdurer. She's starting to seem really emo. I wonder why she was walking towards the tall tower?"
Gentlewoman says: Should I tell what Lady Macbeth has said in her sleep?? Is she confessing to killing King Duncan?? Or is she just making this up, trying to make herself look crazy? (5.1)
Macduff says: Why would Macbeth says that in his rage he killed the servants? Before we came up here I asked him was Kind Duncan awake and he told me no. If he knew that Duncan was already dead then why didn't he say so?? (2.3)
Lady Macbeth says: So now the plan is to be kind to Banquo so Macbeth can lure him in and kill him. That will be easy. I'll just put on my normal smile and be extra friendly. Banquo is so naive, he wont suspect a thing. (3.2)
Macbeth says: Maybe if I tell the murders that the reason why they are so poor and so sick are because of Banquo, then maybe they will get mad enough and go through with the killing of Banquo and Fleance, so I won't have to get my hands dirty. (3.1)
okay i'm only on long enough to say this, then i'll die for good: "I am an evil person, do not let your ambitions and false prophecies get in the way of clear and reasonable thinking".
Lady Macbeth says:
ReplyDelete"Oh how tragic...Duncan is dead!"
"Hey! Malcolm, do you want to come to our sleepover next weekend?"
Macbeth says:
ReplyDelete"I would never have killed Duncan had it not been for my wife. If she was able to persuade me so easily to kill, what else is she capable of?"
Duncan says: "Of course I will come to your place and stay. I am very proud of your fighting and wish to show my appreciation by other ways than making you King of Cawdor".
ReplyDeleteLady Macbeth says: While I am your wife I am capable of making you do anything.
ReplyDeleteMacbeth says: The Witches knew I would be the King of Cawdor. I wonder if they knew I would kill Duncan?? hmmm....What else do those witches know?
ReplyDeleteBanquo says:
ReplyDelete"I wonder what Macbeth is up to. I wonder what is so important for him to tell me in full confidence."
Macbeth says: Im a terrible person and I have killed a great king all because my wife sayed that she was more of a man then me.
ReplyDeleteMacdonwald is suffering from a split personality...Darn that Macbeth and his fighting skills.
ReplyDeleteThree Witches are having a blast toying with Macbeth and his future.
ReplyDeleteLady Macbeth may have the same blood on her hands as her husband, but will never be as big of a softie as him..especially when I'm liquored up!
ReplyDeleteKing's chamberlains: We enjoy a good cup of wine every now and then.
ReplyDeleteKing's Chamberlains: But maybe we should reconsider our habit so next time we'll remember how this blood got on our hands...
ReplyDeleteBanquo has formed the group "Scottish Thanes Rule!".
ReplyDelete[The three witches observing a rural town in the country]
ReplyDelete1st witch: "I had so much fun messing up the sailor's life!"
2nd witch: "Really, I want to try!"
3rd witch: "If I were you I wouldn't try the new spell we haven't fixed the little glitch yet."
2nd witch: "Well practice makes perfect."
[the 2nd witch chants and does a strange little dance that ends in an explosion. The smoke clears and the 2nd witch is now in the form of a cow without a tail.]
3rd witch: "I told you so"
Lady Macbeth says: I couldn't kill Duncan cause he looks like my father sleeping.
ReplyDeletePosted by Cool J, but in the wrong place. Fixed by Mrs. C :)
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ReplyDeleteMacbeth says: Is my wife bolder than i or just plain crazy??? She didn't have the guts to kill duncan but yet she practicly forced me too..
ReplyDeleteMacbeth says: She will do anything to become queen, its almost scary.
ReplyDeleteLady Macbeth poked Macbeth.
ReplyDeleteMacbeth poked Banquo.
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ReplyDeleteBanquo says: I'm thinking of the witches
ReplyDeleteLady Macbeth says: "I wish my husband would man-up and start stepping up and making his fate come true...must I do everything for him?"
ReplyDeleteMacduff says: "I will do what I must to find the murderer in our circle of friends, something sketchy is going on and I will figure it out"
ReplyDeleteThe Three Witches say: "Hecate...always butting in, does she know that we are capable of witchery without her, or is she just afraid she will be missing the biggest scandal and tragedy of them all?"
ReplyDeleteMacbeth says: "Why didn't Macduff come to our dinner? Is he suspicious, or just plain rude?"
ReplyDeleteMacbeth says: "As i saw the dagger i realized it was a sign and i had to do what i had to do... KILL DUNCAN!"
ReplyDeleteMacbeth says: "The deed is not yet done although i killed duncan there are still threats to my throne... Banquo and Fleance must go."
ReplyDeleteThree Witches: Are turning the plot around for the worst to come to Macbeth HEHEHEHEHE (Evil Laugh)
ReplyDeleteThree Witches: Hecate will be coming soon lets get to work. ( thunder n lighting) hehehehehe Macbeth! Macbeth! Macbeth! (vanish)
ReplyDeleteMacbeth: Im going to get more information from these witches.
ReplyDeleteLady Macbeth: Dont be a coward Macbeth, be a man. Do I have to do everything myself.
ReplyDeleteLady Macbeth: O! O! ( fainting)O! O! Macbeth?!? I cant do it, I cant kill the man for the sake of the gods! He looks like my father sleeping(fainting again.
ReplyDeleteMacbeth: Give me the dagger my lady I will do the dirty deed!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMacbeth: It is done my lady, i can look upon myself. What dreadful sin I have done!!!!!!!! Is it a dagger I see?!? One that i cant touch?!?
ReplyDeleteLady Macbeth: I put the blood on the soldiers myself. I take it from here! ( tip toeing)
ReplyDeleteThis is like the Soaps. Im loving this story. I really didnt like the movie, I rather read and let my imagination flow.
ReplyDeleteFleance barely escaped death, and now I'm gone and never looking back!
ReplyDeleteMacbeth says: "I ain't scarred! I will stand up and fight like a man, I will not back down"
ReplyDeleteDoctor says: "Lady Macbeth is a crazy woman! She just confessed a murder...I am getting out of this place."
ReplyDeleteMacduff is grieving.
ReplyDeleteMacduff: "We will kill Macbeth for all the bad he has done...see if anyone kills my family and gets away with it!"
ReplyDeleteLady Macduff: "Oh I am so mad at Macduff. Why leave in a time like this?"
ReplyDeleteThe Three Witches say: "Our prophecies have come true! Macbeth has been killed by someone not born of a woman, and Malcolm is King"
ReplyDeleteMacbeth: "I cannot believe that I overlooked ways of a non-woman born man being of threat to me like this!"
ReplyDeleteBanquo says:"I wonder why Macbeth was so eager for me to attend the feast, he was also very caring of where I was going and when i'd be back,..I wonder whats up"
ReplyDeleteMalcolm says"I will be king again and free Scotland of this evil, and revenge my father's death from that heartless leech"
ReplyDeleteLady Macbeth says "I just cannot keep handling all this stress and worry,...I can't keep it bottled up like this>.."
ReplyDeleteThree Witches "We were right,..again..it was entirely too easy to be right with someone as predictable as Macbeth,..he was very greedy and wanted everything"
ReplyDeleteSiward says "My son died a very valiant death, I am very proud of him but will miss him greatly"
ReplyDeleteMacduff says" I will avenge my family and babe's deaths. This is outrageous, he never could have killed children had he had any himself."
ReplyDeleteMalcolm says" Thank you Macduff for being so loyal and helping greatly, even at such an expense for you, I will reward you for killing Macbeth and returning myself to the throne, even though i know it will not bring your family back."
ReplyDeleteMacbeth says "I can't believe I just killed my cousin! While he was staying in my home no less! I'd better be King soon after all the terrible things I have done!"
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ReplyDeleteLady Macbeth says, "so, my husband finally man-ed up and killed Duncan, but he's so paranoid and jumpy already. He'd better straighten up before suspicion falls upon us."
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ReplyDeleteFirst Murderer says, "Wow, Macbeth must really hate Banquo or something. He hired two of us and now we're sitting in the woods with a third. He really wants the job done right. Oh, there's a noise. Time to go to work."
ReplyDelete-Act 3
Lennox says, "Man, Macbeth needs to lay off the wine or opium or something. I showed Macbeth to his seat, and he started tripping out! He started saying that we did some foul prank and pulled a whole 'I see dead people' bit. He needs to calm down or people might think less of him."
ReplyDeleteLady Macduff says, "Off course Macduff has to leave right when I had decided to clean the castle! No it's just me and my smart-alec son. Well, I guess it could be worse. Huh, who could be knocking at this time?"
ReplyDeleteMalcolm feels horrible for lying to Macduff, but I had to make sure I had a true and worthy friend on my side.
ReplyDeleteAct 4...so is the Lady Macduff one.
Doctor says, "A gentlewoman and I just eavesdropped on Lady Macbeth's sleepwalking. That woman has issues! Or she is a murdurer. She's starting to seem really emo. I wonder why she was walking towards the tall tower?"
ReplyDeleteMacduff says, "I finally got my revenge on that deceptive, lying punk Macbeth! Long live King Malcolm!!!"
ReplyDeleteAct 5 and the one before is too...
Gentlewoman says: Should I tell what Lady Macbeth has said in her sleep?? Is she confessing to killing King Duncan?? Or is she just making this up, trying to make herself look crazy?
ReplyDelete(5.1)
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ReplyDeleteMalcolm says: It's about time someone stopped Macbeth. Now I have captured his castle.
ReplyDeleteMacduff says: Now that I have Macbeth's head, Malcolm is now the King of Scotland. Macbeth has offically left FaceSpace.
ReplyDeleteBanquo says: Why doesn't Macbeth want to talk about what the witches prophecy??
ReplyDelete(2.1)
Macduff says: Why would Macbeth says that in his rage he killed the servants? Before we came up here I asked him was Kind Duncan awake and he told me no. If he knew that Duncan was already dead then why didn't he say so??
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Lady Macbeth says: So now the plan is to be kind to Banquo so Macbeth can lure him in and kill him. That will be easy. I'll just put on my normal smile and be extra friendly. Banquo is so naive, he wont suspect a thing.
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Macbeth says: Maybe if I tell the murders that the reason why they are so poor and so sick are because of Banquo, then maybe they will get mad enough and go through with the killing of Banquo and Fleance, so I won't have to get my hands dirty.
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Lady Macbeth says: that sounds like a good idea the murders will do it if you tell them that its all Banquos fault
ReplyDeleteThree Witches say: All of our plans seem to be going well
ReplyDeleteMacduff says: I smell trouble. You won't catch me alone with Macbeth!
ReplyDeleteLady Macduff says: Ah, I knew my husband shouldn't have left my family and me unprotected! Now look what's happened! He surely will be sorry...
ReplyDeleteMalcolm says: I'm not about to put my faith in Macduff without making sure for myself that he can be trusted!
ReplyDeleteMuderers say: Now we're in good with the King, we'll live the good life for the rest of our days!
ReplyDeleteMacbeth says kill all who are not born of woman for they are able to harm me
ReplyDeletemalcom says: Finally i got what is rightfully mine.
ReplyDeletemacduff: is ready for to get Macbeth
ReplyDeletemalcom: is king now and cut the head of Macbeth.
ReplyDeleteAct 1.
ReplyDeleteThree witches say ALl hail macbeth, thall shalt be king hereafter!
Act 1.
ReplyDeleteALl hail macbeth! hail to thee. Thane of Cawdor.
Act 2.
ReplyDeleteMacbeth says: This is a sorry sight.
Act 2.
ReplyDeleteLady Macbeth says i heard the owl scream and the crickets cry. Did you not speak?
Act 3.
ReplyDeleteMacbeth says: Both of you Know Banquo was your enemy.
Act 3
ReplyDeleteMurderer says: Most royal sir, Fleance has escaped.
Act 4.
ReplyDeleteFirst Apparition says Macbeth ! macbeth! Macbeth! Beware Macduff.
act 4.
ReplyDeleteLennox says: 'Tis two or three, my lord, that bring you word Macduff is fled to england.
Act 5.
ReplyDeleteAngus says: Near Birnam wood Shall we well meet them; that way are they coming.
Act 5.
ReplyDeleteAll say Hail! King of Scotland.
Macduff says" I am going to kill Macbeth
ReplyDeleteMacbeth has signed off
ReplyDeleteMacbeth has signed back on
ReplyDeleteokay i'm only on long enough to say this, then i'll die for good: "I am an evil person, do not let your ambitions and false prophecies get in the way of clear and reasonable thinking".
ReplyDeleteServant at the castle: "well the crazy lady macbeth just jumped out the window and macbeth just got killed, the house will be so quiet now!"
ReplyDeleteWas it really Macbeths fault or was it somebody else to blame?
ReplyDeleteIts all Macbeths fault he should had just ignored everybody and stayed true to the king.
ReplyDeleteMalcolm says: I am King baby
ReplyDeleteDoes Fleance die or does he come back i want more!?!?!?!?!?!?
ReplyDeleteYoung Siward says: I love you dad and i fought like a warrior.
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